Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks
Disney owns Star Wars. I keep forgetting that.
Well just then it looked like star wars owned disney
Superheroes in Porn Parodies
The adult industry seem to seriously address our superheroes ! :-)
that awkward moment when the porn parodies look better than the actual movies…
Lol i will never stop hating this Quicksilver -.-
There’s no reason that the porno parodies should be THIS MUCH BETTER that official costumes for the mainstream movies. They seriously need to hire those people instead.
even the PHOTOS ARE STAGED BETTER LIKE?????
I THOUGHT THESE WERE JUST REALLY GOOD COSPLAYS WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? WHY?
I think the answer might be thus:
AFAIK many porn parodies are starting production once the a movie is announced and the general plot is revealed. meaning that the producers know what to do, but as they don’t have much insight on the official costumes, they’ll go with, guess what, correct, the comics. While the officials try to be ‘more realistic’, and often shoot themselves in the foot.
Hell, to my knowledge even the porn parodies plots are better at times, to the level that you can cut out the sex and still have a full movie that is closer to the comics than the official stuff.
Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.
i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok
the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen
#i still don’t know if the way he sings ‘ooh and aah’ is my favorite part of this #or if it’s coufeyrac’s and combeferre’s expressions #courfeyrac is just like ‘please stop’ and combeferre is like ‘it’s too late why did you even start’ #as enjolras rises like a kraken from the sea #’this does not sound like patriotism’
Feuilly’s ‘oh what did I just walk in on oh it’s Grantaire Talks Shit o-clock that sounds about right’ is a close contender though.
also especially like how marius thinks grantaire is on his side until “it is better than an opera” and he makes this face like ‘i fucking trusted you grantaire you little shit’
#at this point charles is just #rubbing it into her face #erik and i #we both are here #together #we came for you together #we came together #both of us with each other #we are together #that’s the point i am trying to make raven #erik and i are together #him and i #we are one #you snooze u lose #now get your ass up and help me and my boyfriend save the world #the world he and i are in together #did i mention we are together now #bc we are (via)
That opens up with chanting in a different language
With the royal family
And the adorable children
And the tragic death(s)
And then our hero runs away
And sings a really catchy song about being free
Without realizing that the kingdom is in ruins
And is being ruled by a villain who wants to be king
A villain who is really good at causing guilt trips
And so our hero goes back
And they all live happily ever after
It’s such a great movie
Wonderful costumes from the set of “Ogniem i mieczem” (“With Fire and Sword”), dir. Jerzy Hoffman (1999) [x]
‘1647 was a strange year, with many a sign in the sky and on the earth foreboding some disastrous and extraordinary events' - Henryk Sienkiewicz
Steve crying after Bucky fell
What I love about this, is that this isn’t Hollywood crying (TM). This isn’t the single perfect manly tear of the hero, or the over the top Noooooooooo!!!!
This is real, ugly, in public and still can’t stop, tears down the nose, can’t breathe properly, awful crying.
And I love that we get Captain America doing it. Anyone who thinks Chris Evans doesn’t do an amazing job of portraying this incredibly human superhero, or Steve Rogers is a boring character in these films isn’t paying enough attention.
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.
and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left
and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off
Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.
#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest
I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping
okay though if there’s anything that struck me on rewatching the first Cap movie it’s how much Steve and Bucky are such assholes to each other and it’s amazing
and like can you just imagine recovered!Bucky and Steve going on missions together and Steve being like